Nostalgic Sports Buff Gifts

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

Rugby golden oldies.

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Video Horse Shoes.

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Forged signed memorabilia.

Bjorn Borg

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!

So, shirts versus skins then?

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'Why does everyone keep telling us to remember 1966? My Dad wasn't even born then.'

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'

Heenan Sayers Fight - Reception of Nast at Heenan's training base

"You're right. It's rubbish without the spectators."

'It's an old high school football injury.'

'C'mon up, Mr. Kile. You've been traded to the Angels.' (Death of Darryl Kile)

18th century bare knuckle fighters.