Sports Nostalgia Fan Gifts

Tommy John

Cricketers

Rugby golden oldies.

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

"I got the trick knee playing high school sports. The bum knee is more recent."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

A prehistoric football match.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"You've still got it Joao."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

The worst day of the year for Bill Buckner...the ball drop on New Year's Eve

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

Video Horse Shoes.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"Three generations of football"

Bjorn Borg

He Watched Sports

"Well, if you don't like tennis, golf, croquet, or swimming,are there any of them you might like to watch?"

So, shirts versus skins then?

"We earn more every couple of days than Willie Mays ever got for a full season. Are we overpaid, or what?"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Barges Pursue the Crews

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

Battledore and shuttlecock.