Retro Sports Fan Gifts

Bjorn Borg

Heenan Sayers Fight - Reception of Nast at Heenan's training base

So, shirts versus skins then?

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Suzanne Lenglen

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Hip Operation

"You've still got it Joao."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

High Tech/Low Tech.

Indians Smoke Signals.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.