Retro Sports Fan Prints

Heenan Sayers Fight - Reception of Nast at Heenan's training base

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Hip Operation

"You've still got it Joao."

'Same address, 20 years later'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

High Tech/Low Tech.

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Seventies heartthrob