Sports Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"He has a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

A prehistoric football match.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Rugby golden oldies.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

The worst day of the year for Bill Buckner...the ball drop on New Year's Eve

Video Horse Shoes.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

"Three generations of football"

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."

Bjorn Borg

He Watched Sports

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

So, shirts versus skins then?

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'These are my rookie cards.'

'Why does everyone keep telling us to remember 1966? My Dad wasn't even born then.'