Sports Nostalgist Gifts

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

A prehistoric football match.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Rugby golden oldies.

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

The worst day of the year for Bill Buckner...the ball drop on New Year's Eve

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"There's another thing - d'you realise it's over forty-three years since I took my last wicket?"

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Video Horse Shoes.

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

"Three generations of football"

Bjorn Borg

'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

He Watched Sports

So, shirts versus skins then?

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'