Sports Nostalgia Lover Gifts

O.J. Simpson mug shot

'C'mon up, Mr. Kile. You've been traded to the Angels.' (Death of Darryl Kile)

'It's an old high school football injury.'

W. G. Grace.

"You're right. It's rubbish without the spectators."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

A prehistoric football match.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Rugby golden oldies.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

The worst day of the year for Bill Buckner...the ball drop on New Year's Eve

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Video Horse Shoes.

"Three generations of football"

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."

Forged signed memorabilia.

Bjorn Borg

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

He Watched Sports

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!

So, shirts versus skins then?

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'