Nostalgic Sports Lover Gifts

The new Sporting Calendar - behind closed doors

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Rugby golden oldies.

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Babe Ruth's less famous call of a dribbler down the third base line.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Video Horse Shoes.

Forged signed memorabilia.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

"Three generations of football"

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Bjorn Borg

Agent discusses boxing match

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

So, shirts versus skins then?

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.

Heenan Sayers Fight - Reception of Nast at Heenan's training base