Nostalgic Sports Fan Gifts

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'Maybe we shouldn't talk about sports.'

The young Tiger Woods lists the months.

"You've still got it Joao."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Angels making snow humans

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

Mr. Tater Tot

Late Night TV

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Rugby golden oldies.

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"Still pretty liberal."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."