Retro Sports Lover Gifts

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

'I'm considering a comeback...'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Rugby golden oldies.

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

Babe Ruth's less famous call of a dribbler down the third base line.

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

Video Horse Shoes.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Forged signed memorabilia.

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Bjorn Borg

Agent discusses boxing match

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

So, shirts versus skins then?

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!