Vintage Sport Lover Gifts

Agent discusses boxing match

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Mixed Doubles.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Early Piety

The Salmon Run

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Dialogue about the relationship.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Opening the Barrel

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'