Vintage Sport Lover Pillows

Agent discusses boxing match

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Military Medals

Mixed Doubles.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Golf with a difference

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

Opening the Barrel

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."