Vintage Sports Lover Gifts

Forged signed memorabilia.

"Hold still, I'm inventing the game of golf or possibly First Degree Murder."

"So who was your favorite lady wrestler back in the day?"

Stanley Matthews

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Suzanne Lenglen

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Indians Smoke Signals.

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Jack Johnson

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Luis Suarez

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Start warming up the lefty.'

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Babe Ruth's less famous call of a dribbler down the third base line.

Video Horse Shoes.

'Hey, replace your divot.'