Nostalgic Sportsman Gifts

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'I was school champion at keepy uppy. I bet I can still keep this ball off the ground for hours.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"You've still got it Joao."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"I miss Nixon."

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

'I remember when you were just fields son.'

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'Great job pointing him out, Scout...Now what?'

'...And when I was nine years old, my parents got me a RICKY Mouse watch!'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

"It's a great idea for a game, but maybe we should be using something other than a rock."

"We've kicked all our bad habits. Now what do we do for fun?"

1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'