Nostalgic Sportster Gifts

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Curling Rocks!

Surfing Pensioner

Cross-Country Sledding

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Agent discusses boxing match

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

"It's a great idea for a game, but maybe we should be using something other than a rock."

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'

'I was school champion at keepy uppy. I bet I can still keep this ball off the ground for hours.'