Vintage Sportster Gifts

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Run from the hills!

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"She's family."

Surfing Pensioner

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Cross-Country Sledding

Brighton Rocky

Curling Rocks!

Sleepwalking Golfer

Rainbow violin surfers

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

Accommodating.

Boulder Car

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

Sports for slipper wearers.

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

Agent discusses boxing match

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

"On the gentleman's left!"