Unconventional Sportster Gifts

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Curling Rocks!

Surfing Pensioner

Cross-Country Sledding

Rainbow violin surfers

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Tennis Doubles

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Sports for slipper wearers.

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

"Alright if we play through?"

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'Let me through now!'