Quirky Sportster Gifts

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

Curling Rocks!

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Alternative fielding positions

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Skier.

Discus accidents.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Cross-Country Sledding

Surfing Pensioner

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Action shot portrait.

The Sports Fanatic

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Golfer Snooker.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

Bobsleigh practice.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Trike lowrider