Clumsy Sportster Gifts

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

Showbiz Awards

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Curling Rocks!

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

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Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Spilt wine

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'