Clumsy Sportster Gifts

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

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With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Curling Rocks!

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Scre

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls