Clumsy Sports Fan Gifts

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Fall of Gnome

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Deregulated Baseball

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Let go of the pole!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Team spirit, my ass.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Olympic Bubble

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

A Good Bet.

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

A Flag in One

Goal!

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

'His right-hand has the champ puzzled.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'