Clumsy Supporter Gifts

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

Showbiz Awards

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Caution: Wet Floor

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'