Clumsy Humor Fan Gifts

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

Job applicant.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Quick-sand

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Attila the Klutz.

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."