Clumsy Comedy Fan Gifts

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

Inattention while stacking cans.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

"What could you possibly have tripped on?"

The Fall of Gnome

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Shakespeare Project

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

Job applicant.

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"