Clumsy Comedy Fan Gifts

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

Inattention while stacking cans.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

The Fall of Gnome

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Shakespeare Project

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"So, what seems to be the problem?"

Job applicant.

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'

'Do you mind if I join you?'

Man returning 'Beef Wellington' "It doesn't fit"