Clumsy Humor Lover Gifts

Seems like that always happens when you're wearing white, right?

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The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

Job applicant.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Quick-sand

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'