Clumsiness Lover Gifts

Stick Man/Schtick Man

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Little help here?'

'Tripped over the cat.'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

"Here's to a clean start ..."