Clumsiness Lover Gifts

Stick Man/Schtick Man

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'Little help here?'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Tripped over the cat.'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'