Clumsiness Gifts

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Silent Moments: 'Ice cream.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Unlucky sculpture.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

Garden stagger

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

'Little help here?'