Clumsiness T-Shirts

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Silent Moments: 'Ice cream.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Unlucky sculpture.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Little help here?'

Garden stagger

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'