Clumsiness Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Unlucky sculpture.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Little help here?'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

Quick-sand

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

Stupid Tree Surgeon.