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Summersault/Wintersault.

"Oops, sorry."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A catch-all is born.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Martha Stewart at Home.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"Nice going, Einstein."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'