Clumsiness Connoisseur Pillows

"Oops, sorry."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A catch-all is born.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"Nice going, Einstein."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I'm afraid it's a bit of a fixer upper."

"One day Son all this will be yours."