Clumsiness Appreciator Pillows

'Little help here?'

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Put it on my tab."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Nice going, Einstein."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'