Clumsiness Admirers Pillows

SLAPP

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Little help here?'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

No, I didn't teach him to roll over --- He's just clumsy.

Quick-sand

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

"Here's to a clean start ..."

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Oops, sorry."

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

Seems like that always happens when you're wearing white, right?