Clumsy Childhood Appreciator Pillows

"Put it on my tab."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Things are looking up!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"Nice going, Einstein."

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears