Childhood Appreciator Pillows

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Put it on my tab."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Proud mums.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Scale indicates the value of books.

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

Truce?

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

"May I speak to the kid of the house?"

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

Ted hits puberty...