Childhood Enthusiast Pillows

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Two pages on what I did during summer vacation? - but I didn't take notes!

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Hanging Out in a Tree

Truce?

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Milk

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

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Knight of the sandcastle.

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Children Playing In The Street.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"May I speak to the kid of the house?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"That one looks like a falling engine."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."