Childhood Antics Enthusiast Pillows

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

Cheeky Girl

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

It's all gravy.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'Creative right?'

Lollies

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'