Childhood Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'I really enjoy our sandbox time together, Aiden, but I don't think I'm ready to commit to a long-term relationship.'

"I've had to whine hard for everything I've ever really wanted."

"I don't wet the bed anymore. We pay someone to come in and wet it for me."

'Has he taken my chocolates?'

"I didn't have enough money to buy him a treat at the checkout. He had an economic meltdown."

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

It's all gravy.

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

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"There's definitely enough growing room."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Truce?

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'