Childhood Antics Pillows

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Looks like road rage to me!'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

Sick Day

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'The problem is that I can only fool one of them at a time.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'