Children's Antics Pillows

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

It's all gravy.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Lollies

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Creative right?'

Hang Time Fido

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'