Children's Antics Mugs

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

It's all gravy.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Creative right?'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"