Baby Antics Pillows

A baby in court

Was it just a dream?

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

A baby playing on a grand piano

The Goalkeeper

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Newborn making the V-sign

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"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

cat singing into microphone

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

Dog stuck in cat flap.