Baby Antics Prints

A baby in court

Was it just a dream?

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

The Goalkeeper

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Newborn making the V-sign

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

cat singing into microphone

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dog stuck in cat flap.

At the baby oil factory.

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??