Childhood Antics Enjoyer Pillows

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

It's all gravy.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Lollies

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Creative right?'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'