Childish Antics Admirer Pillows

"I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.'"

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

It's all gravy.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

YAAY! Slam dump!

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Pets christmas tree

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

"Hey! That's wheat!"

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"