School Antics Admirer Pillows

"Before I read my 'What I did over the weekend' report, I'd like you to sign this agreement granting me full immunity from any acts I may have allegedly committed."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Santa does a keg stand.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

YAAY! Slam dump!

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Pets christmas tree

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."