Family Antics Admirer Pillows

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Barney! Get down!"

"What's all this?"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

It's all gravy.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Moon Pies.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Pets christmas tree

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

YAAY! Slam dump!