Family Antics Admirer Gifts

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"What's all this?"

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

It's all gravy.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

YAAY! Slam dump!

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Pets christmas tree

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."