Family Antics Enthusiast Gifts

As soon as she was late for her curfew,k Kelsey's father immediately sent one of her baby photos to her friends' cell phones.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Hi-yah!"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'She's just great with the children.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Separation

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"What's all this?"

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."