Family Shenanigan Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Hi-yah!"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Lamb Noise.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Bike Ride

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

"Ready...."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

Trusting

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

Welcome to MOMtana

'Are we there yet?'

Baby Shower

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

Extra Baby-Baggage.