Family Shenanigan Enthusiast Pillows

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Hi-yah!"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Lamb Noise.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Bike Ride

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Ready...."

Trusting

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Extra Baby-Baggage.

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"